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Halloween jokes

Halloween jokes

Halloween - Boo!

 Halloween jokes to make you smile!

Where does Dracula water ski? Lake Erie

Why do they wear nametags at the magic convention? So they know which witch is which

Why did the mummy call the doctor? Because he was coffin

How did the Ghost fix the hole in his tire? With a pumpkin patch

You went to the werewolves’ party.  Was it fun? It was a howling success

Why is there a fence around the graveyard? People are dying to get in

What is Transylvania? Dracula’s terror-tory

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-wich

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs

What does a ghost eat for lunch? A BOO-logna sandwich

What is the most famous building in Transylvania? The Vampire State Building

What do ghosts put on top of their sundaes? Whipped scream

What do you call two witches who live together? Broom mates

Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind

What kind of beans do werewolves like? Human beans

What do birds sing on Halloween? Twick or Tweet

What kind of make-up to ghosts wear? Mas-scare-a

What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?  A pain in the neck

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with

Why is there a fence around the graveyard? Because people are dying to get in

What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day Scare Centers

What do witches put on their hair? Scare-spray

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts

Who belongs to the monster’s PTA? Mummies and deadies

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving

Where did the vampire open his savings account? At a blood bank

Why can’t mummies keep friends? They’re too wrapped up in themselves

 

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